players can’t make new accounts

To Do

~~quick fix: hardcode rules text, or a link to the rules~~

~~log a ticket to set up cache, if one doesn’t already exist~~

~~add a cache in front of the db~~

~~log a ticket to fix curl~~

~~fix php curl~~

~~log a ticket to re-implement pulling from forum post data~~

~~pull rules/privacy/terms data from discourse api~~

~~log a ticket for automated testing~~

~~set up automated testing~~